Don't even get me started on this one. The one thing this layout has is a consistent color scheme. But that's it.
When you have a lot of animated .gifs and custom cursors, it takes away from the actual content on the site. When I first ran across this page, all I saw was "SEXY" and playboy bunnies. I honestly don't even remember anything else that was on the profile. You don't want that, we don't want to offer that.
If you're going to use animated .gifs or glittery pictures, make sure you keep it to a minimum.